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Hello Tam French students,

Here is a lot of reading for you. We would appreciate it if you could take the time to read our fractured tales and choose your 3 favorite ones by adding 1, 2 and 3 in the comment section of your 3 favorite tales.

Thank you very much,
we hope you will enjoy them!
Mrs G

fractured tale 14

Once upon a time in a huge flat in Los Angeles lived a seventeen-year-old called Goldielocks. She lived with her nasty dwarf mother. But, Goldielocks was not like her mother because she was an extremely attractive young woman.
One day, Goldielocks was watching MTV on her enormous TV, in her enormous bedroom, in her enormous flat, when suddenly, her mother shouted her name:
"GOLDIELOCKS, COME HERE!!!"
"What is happening?" asked Goldielocks.
"Go to Hollywood and buy me an oscar. Here is some money."

So, Goldielocks took her scooter and went to Hollywood studio to buy the oscar.
When she arrived there, she saw Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise sitting around a table. She thought What handsome boys! Suddenly, she ran to them and started to kiss Tom Cruise's cheek.
She exclaimed: "Oh! This cheek is too chubby!'
Next, Goldielocks kissed Brad Pitt's cheek and said "Oh! This cheek is too bony!"
Finally, Goldielocks kissed Johnny Depp's cheek and said "Oh! It's just perfect!"

Then, she sat on Tom Cruise's knees. She cried out: "It's too hard!"
Next, she sat on Brad Pitt's knees: "It's too uncomfortable!"
Finally she sat on Johnny Depp's knees and shouted "Oh! It's just perfect!".
Suddenly, Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie and Vanessa Paradis arrived, "Hi Guys!", they said to the boys.
So Goldie Locks abruptly hid under the table. Katie Holmes kissed her boyfriend and whined "Someone kissed my boy!"

Next, Angelina Jolie kissed her boy and exclaimed, "Someone kissed my boy too!"
Finally, Vanessa Paradis sobbed, "My boy has a love bite on his cheek!"
The furious girls didn't understand what was happening...

Next, Katie Holmes sat on her boyfriend's knees, "Someone has already sat here!" she shouted.
After that, Angelina Jolie sat on Brad Pitt's knees and whimpered "Someone has already sat here too!"
Vanessa Paradis finally came to Johnny Depp's knees and cried: "Someone has already sat here!"

At this very moment, the women saw Goldielocks under the table and wanted to catch her, because they were very angry! But so frightened, Goldielocks ran outside and escaped.
She came back to her home when her mother yelled, "Goldielocks! Where is my Oscar?!"
Poor Goldielocks burst into sobs: "I didn't manage..." So, her nasty mum forbade her to watch MTV during one year...
The moral of this story is:

NEVER TRUST HANDSOME BOYS

fractured tale 13

Once upon a time, little red riding hood was living in a so called cute little forest, but which was to her the most boring place ever...Every week-end she had to go to her grand-mother’s, on foot, although it's 4 hours away, and to make it harder she had to carry a heavy basket!!

Her grand-mother was the wicked woman in the world. Every time she visited her the grand-mother criticised her and never showed any gratitude. The grand-mother became greedy and embittered because of her huge heritage she wanted to keep to her grave.So little red riding hood decided to help her a little ...

One week-end, when she arrived to her grand-mother’s home, she was the nicest little girl possible. As the day passed the grand-mother seemed to be a better grand-mother, so once in front her teeth glass, in which she had planned to put a poison, she had some scruple until her grand -mother said, "This red hood makes you look fat !" In a short move the poison was spooned in the glass. Of course the grand-mother put her teeth back to eat her grand-daughter’s delicious cake, and red riding hood left the house her work done. Once back little red riding hood told her mother how the big bad wolf had eaten grand-mother and how she was able to get out of his claws.The morale? The truth doesn’t always come out of the child's mouth. (French expression!)

fractured tale 12

Once upon a time little Red Riding Hood was watching TV in her house, and her mother was unhappy because her daughter had already spent two hours in front of the TV. The mother asked Little Red Riding Hood to bring a basket to her grandmother.

She walked in the forest and she saw the wolf that was blowing the three pigs’ houses. Instead of helping them she burst out laughing and she continued on her way. On the road she came across something unpleasant: it was a wicked wolf. But he didn't seem to be wicked because he wore a nice costume and he had a beautiful car. He asked Little Red Riding Hood where she was going. She was rather clever so she answered that she was going to the butcher’s to buy a nice steak. The wolf didn't trust her so he sent a message to his boss who ordered him to follow her. By following her, he arrived in front of a small hut. He waited for the Little Red Riding Hood to enter the hut and followed her. He perceived her grandmother who was staring at him and said, "mm...mm... some meat for me!!! Thanks Little Red Riding Hood." At this moment he received a message from his boss, "Do not go into the hut! Grand mother is a monster! She's going to eat you!!!" But it was too late and the grandmother devoured the wolf.

The End

fractured tale 11

Once upon a time, not a long time ago, there was a Queen who had a beautiful baby daughter. For the christening, the Queen invited all the Kingdom's fairies but she forgot one of them. However she came but she was very furious and she cast a spell on the little Princess,“When you are sixteen, you will eat a poisoned apple and die."

The years went by; the little Princess grew and became the most beautiful girl in the whole Kingdom.

The Princess, on her sixteenth birthday, went to a fair in her village with her friends but although she knew that she couldn't eat apples, she ate a toffee apple because she didn't know what it was. So instantly she dropped to the floor. She was brought to the castle by her friends and her mother was very terrified when she saw her.

Then the Queen called the doctors and wizards but they couldn't do anything. The good fairy was called too. The Queen said to her "When will my little girl waken?” The good fairy said that the Princess would sleep for a long time and she would only wake up if a man were to fall in love with her. The Queen didn't know how a man could fall in love with a sleeping girl, but she was determined to find this man.

So, everyone that lived in the castle went to find a man for the Princess who was sleeping in her bedroom. Two months later, the Queen was depressed, she hadn't found a man. So she decided to organise a stream with all the men who lived in the Kingdom.
The day after, a lot of men were in front of the castle. Soldiers, ministers, guards, servants kissed the Princess but she continued to sleep. The Queen was disheartened because there were only two men left: a woodcutter and a horseman. The horseman went into the Princess's bedroom and kissed her.

At that kiss, the Princess quickly opened her eyes and woke from her long sleep. The horseman was happier than the Queen who was astounded and she didn't want that a horseman and her daughter were getting married.

But the Queen just wanted happiness for her little girl who accepted that the horseman and her daughter were married.
They lived happily ever after and had many children.

fractured tale 10

Once upon a time, there was a young handsome smart strong and poor boy called Jack who was living with his old ugly mother in a little cottage, far, far away.
One day, his mother sent him to the market to sell their silly donkey which was sleeping all the time instead of working.

On the way, Jack met a strange man, a guru, who told him to exchange his stupid donkey for five magic beans. Jack didn't hesitate and accepted the offer.
When he returned home, and showed the beans to his mother who was so happy. She planted them carefully.

During the night, a marvellous giant beanstalk had grown. Jack, who was very glad, began to climb up the imposing plant.

After a while of climbing, the boy came to a cloud. But it wasn't a usual cloud: Jack could see a marvellous castle far away.

He came near the palace, and could see a lot of people, who wore clothes, dresses for dinner: it was the ball of the Prince. The entire world was invited.... so Jack invited himself!
And it was a good idea: when he saw a beauty dancing with the Prince (nobody knew her name), he understood he had found what he needed not to be poor.
Because our Jack was clever, and above all, a manipulator he decided to kidnap the young woman, who was surely rich and who might give some money to his mother and himself.... and so he did....

He kidnapped the « princess » in front of all the dancers, the Prince included, ran as quickly as he could up to the beanstalk, went down the plant, and went back home, where his mother was waiting him.

But when he went inside his home, midnight rang...at the twelfth stroke, the magnificent princess turned into a poor servant... it was Cinderella!!
Jack, on a wire edge, didn't have time to debrief the poor girl because the Prince came.
Then before followed an arguing between Jack and the Prince, who wanted to recover his love (he was hung up on the beauty), he offered Jack immediately much money in return. Jack accepted the offer, he thirsted for wealth...

Well, the Prince gave two marvellous objects to Jack: a golden harp that played music alone, and a hen laying golden eggs, in exchange for his love, Cinderella. And so, the kind Prince was ready to sacrifice his fortune for the girl of his heart....
Jack the Machiavellian had to agree and the two men made the exchange.
Cinderella and the good Prince went back to the castle in clouds, and the bad Jack and his mother lived rich for the rest of their life. And all of them lived happily ever after, the silly donkey included..."

fractured tale 9

The three dwarfs and the beanstalks.

Once upon a time, in a far, far, far, far away land, there was a little village, where dwarfs lived. The problem was that a giant had recently arrived and he was used to enjoying himself with carts and houses as with toys, and to eat the food from the field and the animals living in the wood. So, the village had become very poor.

One day, three dwarfs decided to sell their last cow before the giant ate it but as everybody was poor, they didn’t find anyone to buy it except a strange man who wanted to exchange the cow for three beans. But suddenly, the hungry cow ate two out of the three beans and spat them back immediately under the three dwarfs’ feet. And there, an amazing giant beanstalk grew rising them up to the sky. Up there, they saw an enormous castle and, as they were curious, they walked to the castle, and suddenly they heard a tiny voice which said, « Help ! Help me whoever you are! Save me before the giant awakes !» The three dwarfs came in the large castle and saw the magic harp who had called them. At that moment, the giant awoke and caught the three dwarfs and shouted, «Mi, Mee, Mo, Miam ! I’m going to eat you HAHAHAHAHA !!»

In the giant’s hand, the bravest dwarf said, «Don’t you mean Fi, Fee, Fo, Fum ?»
Angry, the giant said, «Oh ! It’s you I’ll eat first !» and he ate him.

But the dwarf just had the time to hide into a hollow tooth before the giant swallowed. Cleverly, he took the last bean in his pocket and threw it in the giant’s breath. As fast as the first one, a huge beanstalk grew inside the giant and killed him. The dwarf was able to go outside. After, the dwarfs took the magic harp with them, and climbed down the first beanstalk. In order to thank them for having saved her, the harp showed them a golden mine. Thanks to the gold and to the giant’s death, the village lived happy for ever.

fractured tale 8

Once upon a time, there was a queen fascinated by fashion who had a beautiful baby, with a pinkish lovely face.

For the christening, fairies had to visit her in her cradle in order to be a sign of her future.
One of them, the meanest, told the baby the following strange sentence,
"When you are sixteen you will be the First Lady of Uzbekistan."
"Great," said the Queen"this way I can wear ermine furs and I can have a new wardrobe."

A few years later, the little princess who had become spotty with the years but lovely still thanks to her pinkish skin, met the president of Uzbekistan, Nikolai Papoupoula Andreiovitch Sartakis Petrovich, who had a strange obsession for cauliflower. When he visited her realm they fell in love with each other and got married the day after, in a hamlet of his country where the bride wore a cauliflower dress and the banquet was made only with cauliflowers dishes.
The stepmother tasted all these cauliflowers and came back to her kingdom with sixty hundred cauliflower furs offered by her son-in-law who killed all the tourists who didn't bring back cauliflowers souvenirs from Uzbekistan.

The years went by nobody heard of the stepmother any longer who might have forgotten her daughter since she got furs. The First lady of Uzbekistan, still in love with her husband, had to eat, drink, and have showers made only with cauliflower until the day she got a kidneys crisis which left her in a deep sleep. It lasted ten, twenty, thirty years when another fairy thought about a great writer who knew the same thing: Paris Hilton.
She had to find a spindle to save her and so she did. The first lady woke up, killed right there and then her husband throwing a cauliflower on his head and she left Uzbekistan to kill her mother who had forgotten her. She lived happily ever after alone in her realm.

fractured tale 7

Sleeping Pamela

Even if nothing in this fairytale is exactly normal, let's start as usual:
Once upon a time, in a huge and magnificent castle, in the middle of a very old forest, Mr and Mrs X (they prefer to remain anonymous for personal reasons) were celebrating the birth of their first daughter.
Well...maybe celebrate isn't the good word. Mr X was satisfied with opening a beer to celebrate the event.
Anyway, the huge and beautiful castle had been in the family of Mr X for years and each child who was born there received the benediction of the three fairies of the castle.
The three fairies were called Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. What breathtaking godmothers! Especially for a ductile child.
Of course, they were late, and when they arrived, Mr X noticed that Britney Spears was looking a bit weird.
"Lindsay, honey, bring me some chocolate and try to organize an appointment with my best friend Margarita. With my medium too. I need to talk to Granny..." she said.
"I guess that she drank a bit too much," confided Mr X to Lindsay Lohan.
"Noo...it's her normal state," said the fairy while she was cleaning her nails. "You know what, Nicole?"
"No, but a little bird say me that I'm going to know soon enough..." answered Nicole.
"...I've met a great guy on Meetic!"
"No kidding? What’s he like?" asked Nicole.
"Handsome."
"And?!" exclaimed Nicole.
"...Handsome." repeated Lindsay.
"Please," asked Mrs X, "could we start?"
The three fairies leaned towards the cradle with an enormous sigh.
"What's her name?" asked Lindsay.
"Pamela," replied Mrs X
"OK, Pamela...you will be ugly."
"And stupid," added Nicole
"Like your mother,” added Britney perfidiously.
"It was supposed to be a GOOD benediction!" shouted Mr X whose eyes were bulging out of his head.
"Yes, I know," admitted Nicole, “but we have pronounced hundreds of good benedictions. Ok, maybe a dozen. We must innovate a little bit...Oh...I have to tell you something,” she whispered, ”there’s a new dragon in the forest...he's called Sarkolefique. He seems extremely sensitive, so please, don't forget to invite him to drink a cup of tea to celebrate Pamela's birth."
"We'll think about it," agreed Mr and Mrs X.
A few days later, the X family invited Sarkolefique to drink a cup of tea and eat some biscuits...a lot of biscuits.
Sarkoléfique seemed to have a tendency for greediness and he also seemed quite neurotic.
"Yes, you know, I saw my psychologist last Friday and he told me that I suffer from lying condition and an inferiority complex because of my little height..." he confessed.
He was also very talkative and at 6 p.m., they were still talking of schizophrenia and split personality.
"Would you like to see the baby?" asked Mrs X.
"I'd love to," replied Sarkolefique.
She showed him the cradle of the girl and he started to make strange noises to attract Pamela's attention.
"Oh, the little baby...Kili-kili-kili!Coin coin!Hidden...and hello!"
Pamela looked at him doing his monkey tricks for a minute, surprised and she started crying at the top of her lungs.
Sarkoléfique, very vexed, shouted, "You will overdose before you're 40 and you'll fall into coma for the rest of your life! I can promise you will!" And he left.
24 years later...
Mr and Mrs X were eating their breakfast when Pamela rushed into the room.
"Daaad, Muuum! My computer is out of order again! It's un...and...end...”
“Forget it, Pam...”Unbelievable” is a too complicated word for you,” said Mr X while he was reading his newspapers.
“About your computer...HELLOOO! We are in the third millennium, cell phones are made to be used, and guess what, with this wonderful tool, you can call a repairman. Isn't it great? added his wife.
Pamela, thanks to her dear godmothers, was indeed the most stupid person in the county, and one of the ugliest.
She was going back to her room when, on the way, she met a little witch, with a hooked nose and a pointed hat.
"I imagine that you don't know the phone number of the closest repairman,do you?"asked Pamela miserable.
"Telephone books are made for that, honey. But I have something which will make you forget all your problems..." answered the witch
"Really?"
"Absolutely. It's called..eeuuh..heroine, I think. Look, it's very simple, just a little injection and..."
At the first injection, Pamela didn't feel anything.
At the second injection, she found this product extremely pleasant.
At the third injection, she started singing.
At the fourth one, she was snoring.
The witch took a walkie-talkie from her pocket and pressed a button.
"Yes, it's done, sir. She is in the coma. Yes. Yes. No. OK"
The witch was a messenger of Sarkoléfique! We can definitively trust no one in this world.
Outside, Sarkoléfique was organizing a S.W.A.T.team around the castle, so as to impede people from coming in.
5 days after...
"What's happening here?" asked a gorgeous young man.
"There is a blockade." Answered Sarkolefique.
"Why?" added the young man.
"Because, there's a woman inside who is in the coma, and I don't want anyone to wake her up," answered Sarkoléfique.
"Are you holding her prisoner?"
"Yes. Do you mind?"
"Yes. It's my job. I'm Prince Charming, but unemployed, made redundant. There are no more princesses to save, nowadays.
"...?"
"You know, Prince Charming, the one who appears only at the end of the fairytales.”He arrived on his spirited charger, saved the princess, and they lived happily ever after". The playboy who always has white teeth?"
"This does not ring a bell" said Sarkofelique.
"Anyway, there is a woman here and I have to save her, or I will be destituted..Do you think you could let me pass for a part of my next wages?
"Are you offering me money to leave my place?"
"Yes."
"To lose my honour and my credibility?" added Sarkofelique.
"Exactly."
"To lay myself open to my soldiers' criticism?!"
"Absolutely."
"All right." Agreed Sarkofelique.
Sarkoléfique let him enter. Prince Charming came in the castle and, in the middle of a corridor, he knocked against Pamela's body.
He woke her up by sending her a couple of slaps. She rose to her feet immediately and they fell in love.
And their story finished as it began. With a couple of slaps.
As for Sarkoléfique, he decided to go into politics. We know the result.

fractured tale 6

Once upon a time, a young prince of New York was looking desperately for his princess. He lived in a big flat with his father, the king, and his butler. He didn't have friends and his father was much too occupied by his work; he was alone and unhappy. So he began to drink alcohol and hang around bars. His butler saw the prince was sorrowful and he started getting worried about him because he came in later and later and he was very tired; he was like a zombie. The butler decided to help the prince and so put notices in all the city. On the notices was written: «The famous prince of New York is looking for his princess, so, all the girls of New York have an appointment at the White House at 10 P.M on Saturday 19th June for a big party!"In reality, the butler had a precise idea to find the real princess.

The day before he put the notices, he was watching a broadcast on the TV and in this programme, participants were eliminated little by little, until the time when only one person remained. It was this participant who won the game show.This gave him an idea: he would organize a big game for girls with eliminations and the one who stayed would be the winner, so the princess.

On the day of the party, everything was ready and all the New York’s girls came. The butler explained the rules of the game. The first elimination was on beauty. The second was on humour. The third was on intelligence. The fourth was on appearance. And the fifth was making an original cocktail, for the prince. One could be eliminated at every stage.Half of the girls were eliminated at the first stage.The second stage was very difficult because the girls had to tell a joke. One of the girls told this joke, "Why is it better to remove one’s glasses during an Alcohol test? Because that already makes two glasses less!!”

The prince burst out laughing, which reassured the butler, even if the joke wasn't funny...At the third stage, there only remained 100 girls. It was the stage on intelligence. The prince asked general knowledge questions to every girl. One of these questions was: «Who is our president? » and one of the girls said, after having reflected a moment, " um...I don't know...." But the prince didn't eliminate her...

At the fourth stage, there only remained 50 girls. The prince loved fashion so, they were noted on their appearance. At the fifth stage, there only remained 10 girls. They had to prepare a cocktail.Every girl prepared her cocktail but just one prepared a very, very good cocktail, with alcohol, fruits and beautiful colours, so she was the winner, and the prince and her, to celebrate her victory, drank alcohol all night. They made a lot of noise and the neighbours called the police. They were arrested and they spent one night in prison.

So, the prince took her to be his wife, for now he was sure that he had found a real princess.

fractured tale 5

Once upon a time a little wolf was living in a house with his mother. She was a widow and was fond of Barack Obama. They didn't get along because her son was supporting Hillary Clinton: he found her so hot…But what the innocent wolf didn't know was had a Machiavellian, discreet, patient, dangerous, and veeerryy famished neighbour …Little Red Riding Hood. And she had some horrible manners. She only ate wolves and had decimated gradually all the population of wolves of the forest, except for these two last ones. But they didn't know the danger which they ran.

One morning, wolf's mother said at her son"Go now to see your grandmother and give her this jar of minced meat, because her teeth aren't very solid any more."So the little wolf went on. On his way, he met little Red riding hood, who was, of course, famished. She asked him where he gone and him, innocent boy, he told her.So she went quickly to the wolf's grandmother and she ate her. And when the little wolf came, Little Red Riding Hood jumped on him and had a great kebab!

fractured tale 4

The chronicles of little Jack

Once upon a time, there was a young handsome smart strong and poor boy called Jack who was living with his old ugly mother in a little cottage, far, far away.One day, his mother sent him to the market to sell their silly donkey which was sleeping all the time instead of working.

On the way, Jack met a strange man, a guru, who said him to exchange his stupid donkey for five magic beans. Jack didn't hesitate and accepted the offer.When he returned home, and showed the beans, his mother, so happy, planted them carefully. During the night, a marvellous giant beanstalk had grown.Jack, very glad, began to climb up the imposing plant.Jack climbed in the bean and he appeared in the middle of the ball in Cinderella’s castle. She asked him what he was doing here. He said he had climbed along a beanstalk. She said, "Hum, I think you are in the wrong story. What is your name?"
"Jack"
"So yeah, you made a mistake. You must climb higher and you will find what you are looking for." replied Cinderella. Jack did what she told him and climbed as high as the clouds. He found a house which was too big for a simple house and he entered into the house. In the room the door was closed, he heard a noise. He looked through the keyhole and he saw a giant who was playing tea party with his stuffed bear. He couldn't help laughing, he made so much sound that he was discovered by the giant who, so dissatisfied to have been discovered in this weakness time by a human, followed the boy. The giant went down the beanstalk and he arrived in another castle. A princess was sleeping in a bed.

At that moment, Jack and a prince went together and fought the giant. The prince, who was grapping by the giant, threw his sword to Jack, who killed the giant.
The giant who was in fact….a hen. Yeah a hen but it not a simple hen. It was a which laid golden eggs. The prince, so happy to have had the 2 things he most wanted in life, gold and the beautiful sleeping princess who was hundred years old but who appeared to be only sixteen years, gave a part of this fortune and the hen to Jack.
Jack came down the beanstalk and returned home. His mother nearly fainted when she saw her son with so much gold.
They bought a big house and other donkeys more stupid than the others.
They lived happily ever after and had a lot of little donkeys.
THE END

fractured tale 3

Little red Riding hood

Once upon a time, a pretty little girl (called Little red Riding hood) lived with her mother in a house in a wood.She was a nasty and selfish child, and she was very unpleasant with her poor mother, so the woman was at a loss...

One winter morning, the mother told her daughter to visit her grandmother, who wassick. After a quarrel, Little red riding hood went to bring to her grandmother pancakes and a pot of peanut butter. But, in fact, she hated her grandmother, so before going, she putpoison in the pot, to kill her.At her grandmother's house, the nasty girl gave the pancakes and the poisoned pot to her grandmother. When the grandmother opened the pot, she realized at once the peanut butter was poisoned,and she understood her granddaughter wanted to poison her.So, at once, she gave a call to her best friend, a wolf.The wolf arrived quickly, and the old woman explained that her granddaughter wanted to kill her. Then, the wolf ate Little red riding hood.
(Little red Riding hood's mother was so happy, she married the wolf).

Fractured tale 2

Little Red Riding Hood

Once upon a time, there was a little red, err no, a little yellow riding hood called Amnesia who had to go to her grandmother's to bring her a basket full of food.
This little riding hood was amnesic, that's why her mother wrote on her hand « go to granny's ». The mother knew that it wasn't useful to warn her daughter to not go across the wood, because she would forget.

So little yellow riding hood (yellow because of her yellow clothes) made her way to granny's.

She arrived in front of a wood she hadn't seen before. She saw a sign which said « granny's ». She still remembered she was going to her granny's and she entered the wood.

A few minutes later, she met a very frightening and hungry wolf on her path. She said, «Hello, I'm little red riding hood». The wolf looked at her and said,
“You're little red riding hood, aren’t you? But you don't wear red clothes!”
“Oh, sorry,” responded the young girl, “I always forget, I'm little green riding hood”
Why did she say «green» riding hood? Because in addition to being amnesic, Amnesia was color blind!

“But you wear yellow clothes! Is it a joke?” asked the wolf.
Amnesia said, «What? Err, sorry, I forgot what you just said.»
The wolf opened his eyes wide, and answered
“I said, you are little yellow riding hood.”
“Really!”
“Yes, you are. You wear a yellow riding hood, so you are little yellow and you're not little red or green riding hood.”
“My hood is green! You are confusing colors!”
“No, you are!” said the wolf, amazed.
“What am I ?”
“Oh, shut up!”
“What?”
“err, nothing. So, you are little multicolored riding hood. And what are you doing here?” he asked “I'm going to granny's,” answered Amnesia, looking at her hand.
“You're going to Granny's?” repeated the wolf , interested.
“Really?”
“You just said that,” he said, annoyed.
“Err, what did I just say?”
“That you were going to granny's!”
“Ah, yes. Can you show me the way?”
“Of course! You just have to go on the left path, and follow the road.”
“Thanks !” said Amnesia, with a soft look.
The wolf blushed and answered, « You're welcome!” and went away.

Little yellow riding hood walked on, while the wolf was going faster to granny's. He arrived at granny's house and knocked at the door.
Granny asked, “Amnesia , is it you?”
The wolf answered: “Yes, I'm here!” with his lightest voice.
“Oh, come in!”
The wolf came into the house, and before the old woman could say anything, he devoured her.
Then the wolf slid into granny's bed and waited.

In the mean time, Amnesia had walked and walked , but now she was sitting on the floor, watching the sky and waiting for ... I don't know.. wait a minute, I will ask her.
“ Excuse me , hum, what are you doing?”
“I don't know! What do you think a young girl like me can do in a wood?” She said stupidly.
“Go to her granny's, maybe?”
“Oh, yeah, it could be! But I'm sorry, I don't remember what I'm doing here, and I don't remember my way either!”
“Ah. Well, I hope you'll remember before tonight.”
“Goodbye !!”

So, little...riding hood was watching the sky, and couldn't remember what she had to do, and where she had to go.
The wolf was sleeping in the bed. He was dreaming that little yellow or green riding hood arrived, saw him in her granny's bed, and became very angry, so she shot him dead with a gun she had taken out of her basket. He woke up suddenly, and sighed. He had been at granny's for 3 hours long, and little multicolored riding hood had not come yet. So, he decided to come back into the wood.

A few minutes later, he came across Amnesia sitting on the floor, still watching the sky with her beautiful blue eyes.
The wolf felt something warm in his heart. He asked her,“What are you doing?”
“Hello! Have we already seen each other? You look very gentle!”
“I'm the wolf you saw earlier... but why are you waiting here? You had to go to your granny's!”
“Oh, thanks! I didn't remember where I had to go!”

The wolf thought a moment: he didn't want to eat little multicolored riding hood, because he was totally in love with her! He remembered his dream and thought it would be better if Amnesia would not know that he had eaten her granny. He stole the basket full of food and hid it behind a tree.
“You have nothing to do, you have already been to your granny's! You gave her your basket,” said the wolf.
Now Amnesia and the wolf were looking into each other's eyes.
“Oh. Well, great! Now I can go back home.”
“Err... Y-yes, of course...err..so, goodbye little green riding hood!”
“We will never see each other again. Are you sure you want to let me leave, and just say goodbye?” asked Amenesia.
“No!! Hum., perhaps we can make a date? How about Friday evening, here, to watch the stars?” suggested Wolf.
“What a good idea! I agree!”
“Great! So, see you on Friday !”
“Bye, Honey Wolfie !”

This is the end of this story. Ok, you want to know the rest. Wolfie and Amnesia didn't live happily and ever after, because Amnesia forgot the rendez-vous. Dear Wolfie was a little furious. He decided to never trust little red or other coloured riding hoods again and that's why in the reality, wolves eat little red riding hoods.

Fractured tale 1

Cinderella

Once upon a time, a young girl who, since the death of her father lived with her stepmother and her two half-sisters. Her name was Cinderella. Her beauty made her horrible half-sisters jealous, and her stepmother who, taking advantage of Cinderella’s unhappiness, used it to force her to bethe servant of the house.

One day a letter from the Royal Palace arrived at the castle: it invited all "young girls to marry at a dance that evening, during which the young prince would choose his future wife. All excited, the two beautiful sisters were getting ready, but Cinderella, beset by domestic chores, did not have time to prepare a dress. It was then that her friends the birds and mice helped out.

When it came down to leave with her two beautiful sisters, the latter realized that many components of Cinderella's dress were theirs. The mother out of jealousy and rage, tore the beautiful dress. Then the coach arrived, and the two ugly sisters left with their mother. Cinderella, desperate cried and went into the woods ... She ran without looking where she was going, then ran into a tree and lost consciousness ... She awoke a few moments later ... the dress she was wearing was wonderful and beside it stood a scooter and a note that said, “The spell will not last longer than midnight." Without hesitation, she took the scooter to get to the ball.

Upon arrival in the great hall of the palace, she introduced herself to the prince who, dazzled by her beauty, invited her to dance. They went into the garden to talk, when all of a sudden, 12 strokes of midnight rang. Cinderella fled. With speed, Cinderella lost her glasses on the steps of the palace, and being very short-sighted she fell and fainted.The prince took her into the Castle. When she woke up, Cinderella had a huge lump on her forehead. The prince, who looked after her, gave her his glasses. Cinderella was red with shame until the prince proposed, which fit the hump disappear instantly. They were married and so Cinderella left her horrible family. They lived happily ever after.