fractured tale 5

Once upon a time a little wolf was living in a house with his mother. She was a widow and was fond of Barack Obama. They didn't get along because her son was supporting Hillary Clinton: he found her so hot…But what the innocent wolf didn't know was had a Machiavellian, discreet, patient, dangerous, and veeerryy famished neighbour …Little Red Riding Hood. And she had some horrible manners. She only ate wolves and had decimated gradually all the population of wolves of the forest, except for these two last ones. But they didn't know the danger which they ran.

One morning, wolf's mother said at her son"Go now to see your grandmother and give her this jar of minced meat, because her teeth aren't very solid any more."So the little wolf went on. On his way, he met little Red riding hood, who was, of course, famished. She asked him where he gone and him, innocent boy, he told her.So she went quickly to the wolf's grandmother and she ate her. And when the little wolf came, Little Red Riding Hood jumped on him and had a great kebab!