fractured tale 14

Once upon a time in a huge flat in Los Angeles lived a seventeen-year-old called Goldielocks. She lived with her nasty dwarf mother. But, Goldielocks was not like her mother because she was an extremely attractive young woman.
One day, Goldielocks was watching MTV on her enormous TV, in her enormous bedroom, in her enormous flat, when suddenly, her mother shouted her name:
"GOLDIELOCKS, COME HERE!!!"
"What is happening?" asked Goldielocks.
"Go to Hollywood and buy me an oscar. Here is some money."

So, Goldielocks took her scooter and went to Hollywood studio to buy the oscar.
When she arrived there, she saw Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise sitting around a table. She thought What handsome boys! Suddenly, she ran to them and started to kiss Tom Cruise's cheek.
She exclaimed: "Oh! This cheek is too chubby!'
Next, Goldielocks kissed Brad Pitt's cheek and said "Oh! This cheek is too bony!"
Finally, Goldielocks kissed Johnny Depp's cheek and said "Oh! It's just perfect!"

Then, she sat on Tom Cruise's knees. She cried out: "It's too hard!"
Next, she sat on Brad Pitt's knees: "It's too uncomfortable!"
Finally she sat on Johnny Depp's knees and shouted "Oh! It's just perfect!".
Suddenly, Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie and Vanessa Paradis arrived, "Hi Guys!", they said to the boys.
So Goldie Locks abruptly hid under the table. Katie Holmes kissed her boyfriend and whined "Someone kissed my boy!"

Next, Angelina Jolie kissed her boy and exclaimed, "Someone kissed my boy too!"
Finally, Vanessa Paradis sobbed, "My boy has a love bite on his cheek!"
The furious girls didn't understand what was happening...

Next, Katie Holmes sat on her boyfriend's knees, "Someone has already sat here!" she shouted.
After that, Angelina Jolie sat on Brad Pitt's knees and whimpered "Someone has already sat here too!"
Vanessa Paradis finally came to Johnny Depp's knees and cried: "Someone has already sat here!"

At this very moment, the women saw Goldielocks under the table and wanted to catch her, because they were very angry! But so frightened, Goldielocks ran outside and escaped.
She came back to her home when her mother yelled, "Goldielocks! Where is my Oscar?!"
Poor Goldielocks burst into sobs: "I didn't manage..." So, her nasty mum forbade her to watch MTV during one year...
The moral of this story is:

NEVER TRUST HANDSOME BOYS